im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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