I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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