i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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