You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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