Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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