Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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