dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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