Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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