it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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