I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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