You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
