On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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