I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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