It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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