You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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