Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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