The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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