is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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