Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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