I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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