Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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