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You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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