I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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