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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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