you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Randomize