so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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