quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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