I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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