We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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