I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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