Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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