Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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