return my video game
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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