belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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