Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
All the doctor said was why
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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