giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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