something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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