I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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