Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I could fuck to npr.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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