what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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