And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I wear drunk well.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
