Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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