That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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