sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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