Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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