A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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