Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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