I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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