Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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