so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
