Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize
