hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So many bounce houses so little time
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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