first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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