you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
one might say we're banned from that church
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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