I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My dick has a subreddit
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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