One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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