she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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