you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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